[thorn bird]

This one cracked me up.

Two guys were walking towards each other along a beach. As they neared each other a glint in the sand caught both their eyes, an old fashioned oil lamp lay there on the sand. Together they dived to retrieve it and a tug of war ensued.
Suddenly a cloud of smoke poured from the lamp and a genie appeared.

"Hi boys" said the Genie "been stuck in there for 400 years, for setting me free I'll grant you both a wish"
He turned to the first guy, "Okay whats your wish and why do you want it granted".

The guy said "I'm a GA operator, this other bloke used to work for me but I had to fire him because he was useless at his job,his mistakes cost me a fortune. He created lots of division with my other staff and drove away customers, he singlehandedly almost destroyed my business. My wish is to restore my business to its former financial viability, regain the harmony of my staff and return my lost customers".

The Genie snapped his fingers, "Done" he cried,thats really three wishes but I grant it for a nobel cause.

Turning to the other man he said "whats your wish and why do you want it granted?"

"Since this bastard fired me I couldn't get a job so I joined CASA, I've been trying to work out how to take revenge, destroy him and the whole industry that spurned me" he said

"Hmm" said the genie " not such a noble cause, but I agreed to a wish, in your case it must be one only, so your wish cannot encompass both him and the whole industry, what is your wish?"

"Create Part 61" the man replied