[Kharon]

Extract from a tale of two Titties.

Enter - Bareknuckle Bill and the Fair young maiden. Act 1, scene one.  

“Eureka” – exclaimed the Fair young maiden (FYM).

“Aye well, you don’t smell so good yourself.” Gruffed Bareknuckle Bill. (BB).

FYM.  “Hurry, can’t be late. Let us away to the castle and see what we get in the way of tea, biscuits and mind numbing platitude”

BB.  “Nah, bugger that; tell them to come here and we’ll kick seven bells out ‘em”.

FYM.  “We can’t do that, they may get upset.”

BB.  “Upset ‘em; FFS they’ve been annoying the crap out of us for years”.  “Time to set ‘em straight”.

FYM.  “But what if they make things really tough after that?”

BB. “Tough! – tough, how much tougher could they make it than it is now?”  “Nah, tell ‘em to get here, then we can at least save the bus fare”.

Exeunt, Fair young maiden in a flutter “Oh dear, oh dear, what if they break our best China”.

Exeunt, Bareknuckle Bill “ Now,  where’s that flaming baseball bat?”

Ring, ring – Hello - yes Bill, -  a party you say – good idea – No, but I have a well seasoned cricket bat, will that do? – Great, see you then.....  ....  ....  .

Toot - toot.