10-12-2016, 10:33 PM
A lesson in how to extract gold from shit
P2, shame on you. I had just eaten a large pork roll swimming in gravy and had drowned the after effects in several Corona's when I read that pithy ICAO release! Yuk yuk yak, and no bucket in close proximity!
However, every trough has a silver lining. So I searched, in fact waded, through all the absolute shit that encapsulated the get together of the worlds most notorious aviation lingual English language masturbators, and I just had to remind the world of this legend;
"Another significant achievement for Australia at this year's Assembly was the awarding of the most prestigious award in international aviation, the Edward Warner Award, which was awarded to the late Dr David Warren AO, an Australian citizen renowned for inventing the ‘black box’ flight and data recorder".
Without a doubt David Warren AO was a legend. The creation of the 'orange box' was a defining moment in aviation, to be placed high upon a pedestal along with the likes of TCAS and GPWS. I second the ICAO motion and I am happy to have my name included on the meetings minutes. Cheers.
However, it is somewhat ironic that an Aussie be knighted with an aviation sainthood for developing the black box even though when the opportunity came knocking to retrieve a black box from one of our most controversial crashes it was decided by the Australian bureaucracies to leave the frigging thing inside the aircraft wreckage, in relatively shallow water off Norfolk Island!!! Please Senator Xenophon bundle up that fact and shove it up the ATsB's ass.
P2, shame on you. I had just eaten a large pork roll swimming in gravy and had drowned the after effects in several Corona's when I read that pithy ICAO release! Yuk yuk yak, and no bucket in close proximity!
However, every trough has a silver lining. So I searched, in fact waded, through all the absolute shit that encapsulated the get together of the worlds most notorious aviation lingual English language masturbators, and I just had to remind the world of this legend;
"Another significant achievement for Australia at this year's Assembly was the awarding of the most prestigious award in international aviation, the Edward Warner Award, which was awarded to the late Dr David Warren AO, an Australian citizen renowned for inventing the ‘black box’ flight and data recorder".
Without a doubt David Warren AO was a legend. The creation of the 'orange box' was a defining moment in aviation, to be placed high upon a pedestal along with the likes of TCAS and GPWS. I second the ICAO motion and I am happy to have my name included on the meetings minutes. Cheers.
However, it is somewhat ironic that an Aussie be knighted with an aviation sainthood for developing the black box even though when the opportunity came knocking to retrieve a black box from one of our most controversial crashes it was decided by the Australian bureaucracies to leave the frigging thing inside the aircraft wreckage, in relatively shallow water off Norfolk Island!!! Please Senator Xenophon bundle up that fact and shove it up the ATsB's ass.