The Carmody holiday cruise.
I just can’t wait for the ‘selfies’ – Carmody in Bermuda shorts and one of those dreadful shirts McConvict favoured. Happy snaps with golf buggies in the background; tanned men with expensive ‘state-of-the art’ clubs, looking relaxed, wealthy and without a care in the world. Carmody in ‘beach-wear’ sipping a long cooling cocktail (with umbrella’s and ‘fruit’) reclining after a tough day, watching other beach-wear at the five star pool side bar. Aye, happy, lazy days and all expenses paid for by the public, struggling to get to work on time – on public transport – in the rain in the hopes of paying off the mortgage. Great work if you can get it. You too could enjoy these benefits – you can. Read the instructions – carefully.
Firstly you need a job which gives you access to a crown minister. Once you have secured that job; tell him that a ‘review’ is needed, by an ‘independent’ group (to be seen as impartial); then once the fool announces the ‘review’; sit back and take it easy – for nothing, not one single, solitary job can be finalised while the ‘review’ is going on. So you have time to kill, nothing to do and lots of ready cash – may as well take a break. There its that easy. If you are half smart, you can gain extra leisure time. You see it can take forever to get the ‘right’ review team selected; even longer to define their task; then you must remember to send the first draft of that review back with lots of red pencil lines and comments, which the office junior can do for you. Then, when the ‘review’ finally is provided to you – e-mail of course; you must take time to study it and where better than the pool-side bar at your favourite five star resort and golf course. Eventually, you may have to attend a meeting to ‘discuss’ the review, which depending on ‘diaries’ synchronizing can take a while, so no need to rush home. Play your cards right and you will not have to even break wind in your office until the next election and then – there is caretaker mode to wait through- then the settling in period for the ‘new’ crew – then there is all of the hard work of reviewing the situation with the ‘new’ minister; before the inevitable round of meetings to decide ‘new’ policy.
It is a wonderful life – just find your pet village idiot – play a cool hand and the world is your oyster.
I just can’t wait for the ‘selfies’ – Carmody in Bermuda shorts and one of those dreadful shirts McConvict favoured. Happy snaps with golf buggies in the background; tanned men with expensive ‘state-of-the art’ clubs, looking relaxed, wealthy and without a care in the world. Carmody in ‘beach-wear’ sipping a long cooling cocktail (with umbrella’s and ‘fruit’) reclining after a tough day, watching other beach-wear at the five star pool side bar. Aye, happy, lazy days and all expenses paid for by the public, struggling to get to work on time – on public transport – in the rain in the hopes of paying off the mortgage. Great work if you can get it. You too could enjoy these benefits – you can. Read the instructions – carefully.
Firstly you need a job which gives you access to a crown minister. Once you have secured that job; tell him that a ‘review’ is needed, by an ‘independent’ group (to be seen as impartial); then once the fool announces the ‘review’; sit back and take it easy – for nothing, not one single, solitary job can be finalised while the ‘review’ is going on. So you have time to kill, nothing to do and lots of ready cash – may as well take a break. There its that easy. If you are half smart, you can gain extra leisure time. You see it can take forever to get the ‘right’ review team selected; even longer to define their task; then you must remember to send the first draft of that review back with lots of red pencil lines and comments, which the office junior can do for you. Then, when the ‘review’ finally is provided to you – e-mail of course; you must take time to study it and where better than the pool-side bar at your favourite five star resort and golf course. Eventually, you may have to attend a meeting to ‘discuss’ the review, which depending on ‘diaries’ synchronizing can take a while, so no need to rush home. Play your cards right and you will not have to even break wind in your office until the next election and then – there is caretaker mode to wait through- then the settling in period for the ‘new’ crew – then there is all of the hard work of reviewing the situation with the ‘new’ minister; before the inevitable round of meetings to decide ‘new’ policy.
It is a wonderful life – just find your pet village idiot – play a cool hand and the world is your oyster.