10-20-2018, 09:18 AM
Of ticking boxes and magical illusions
The Ferryman might not take the bait but I will. Shane Comedy is a bureaucrat. He lives in a fantasy world where survey percentages, box ticking, glossy annual reports and pie charts are his only friend. He lives in Can’tberra, a city that looks like The Truman Show - neatly lined box offices and apartments, perfectly manicured lawns, garden edges that line up perfectly, where an average salary is around $200k, a bureaucrat Chief starts at $400k, and the restaurants are filled with lettuce eating executives drinking a $20 orange juice and where the mere thought of breaking wind in their Armani suits or Dolce and Gabanna skirts has them running to the psychiatrist.
Kharon, duck him mate duck him. The muppet needs to break free from under the Miniscules desk and break out of his protective bubble and go sniff and taste the real world. The poor possum would be scurrying back to his protected Can’tberra walls and ministerial comfort blanket in no time....
Shane, two free tickets to the Ministers Khyber Pass are in the mail. Enjoy.
The Ferryman might not take the bait but I will. Shane Comedy is a bureaucrat. He lives in a fantasy world where survey percentages, box ticking, glossy annual reports and pie charts are his only friend. He lives in Can’tberra, a city that looks like The Truman Show - neatly lined box offices and apartments, perfectly manicured lawns, garden edges that line up perfectly, where an average salary is around $200k, a bureaucrat Chief starts at $400k, and the restaurants are filled with lettuce eating executives drinking a $20 orange juice and where the mere thought of breaking wind in their Armani suits or Dolce and Gabanna skirts has them running to the psychiatrist.
Kharon, duck him mate duck him. The muppet needs to break free from under the Miniscules desk and break out of his protective bubble and go sniff and taste the real world. The poor possum would be scurrying back to his protected Can’tberra walls and ministerial comfort blanket in no time....
Shane, two free tickets to the Ministers Khyber Pass are in the mail. Enjoy.