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April Fool - Courtesy of MakeItHappenCaptain, via the UP...

Latest Amendment to CAA

FOR IMMEDIATE DISSEMINATION TO ALL
Civil Aviation Act 2015
Amendment 1 April 2024
Tabling of Directions or notices of the Minister

69:123, (1) No pilot, or pilots or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots, may try, or attempt to try, or make, or attempt to make, or attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part, of the herein mentioned Civil Aviation Act.2015, Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or Civil Aviation Orders, except as authorised by the Minister or a person authorised by or inspected by the Minister.

(2) If the pilot or group of associated pilots becomes aware or realises, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he, or she, or they, are, or have been beginning to understand the Civil Aviation Act 2015. Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or Civil Aviation Orders, They must immediately, within three (3) days, notify the Minister in Writing.

(3) Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Minister will immediately re-write the Civil Aviation Act 2015, The Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or the Civil Aviation Orders in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

(4)The Minister may at his or her opinion, require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in the Civil Aviation Act 2015. The Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or the Civil Aviation Orders until such time that the pilot or pilots, are too confused to be capable of understanding anything.

Plus this week's PHON 'Please Explain' cartoon...

Digital ID | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

Get ready for the Albanese Government to begin the hard sell of their new government-controlled digital ID system.

Prepare for another round of "safe, voluntary, and effective" as they attempt to harvest your biometric information for their databases.

And if you, like many sensible Aussies, want nothing to do with this Digital ID disaster, then brace yourself. This "voluntary" system will turn out to be anything but. Give it time, and you will see.

So, support the series now before Albanese starts using his Digital ID system to track your online purchase history and lower your social credit score!

Collectors edition spirits: https://pleaseexplain.org.au/product-category/alcohol/

MTF...P2