[Gobbledock]

Just two sleeps to go until Team ASA are shirt-fronted by an armed and dangerous group of Senators on August 18, 2015; - HERE 

So apart from the obvious scope of the grilling which should include ASA's answers to QON's and other such morsels, will the following points be raised by the Senators;

- Will An(g)us respond in full to previously raised issues about credit card fraud, CEO and CFO incompetence, excessive salaries and bonus blowouts?

- Will An(g)us confirm whether a OneSky consultant is on a 12 month $1.1 million fee? And if so, can Houston justify the amount being paid?

- Will Frau Staib appear before the Senate? If not, why won't she?

- Will An(g)us muster up the testicular fortitude to even front the Senators himself?

- Will the Senators pull a few extra goodies out of their bag of ASA confiscated goods and throw them down on the table? (rumour has it that the Senators are sitting on some explosive evidence!)

- Will there be iced tea, cucumber cruskets, mineral water and nougat rolls served up for lunch???

And to warm you up for Tuesdays fun and games here is an oldie but a goodie, I call this the 'Get Knotted' piece.

Anyway, I better get back to the Houseboat and finish stocking the fridges, setting up the Ouija Board and printing off the special occasion "Dipshit" t-shirts (they come in size S M L XL XXL and Lardarse.

Gobbles