Of pots of dodgy business plan money, bus drivers and passengers
Thanks for posting the Poohtube clips P2, good work. Just a couple of comments;
Video 1 - A little bit of scripted business in this clip, some general housekeeping comments and things started out nice and slowly like a bride on her honeymoon. Sir Galahad was very poised, slow and methodical. Pumpkin Head certainly looked uncomfortable and then made eye contact with Half-inch when 'search for a CEO' was mentioned. One gets the impression that the ASA Board was going to anoint Half-inch but have changed their tactic due to IOS and Senate scrutiny and the Board are now going to 'advertise' the position. Halfy old mate, you didn't really look "match fit"! Toot toot Jase, here comes the bus, don't slip as you jump on it! Toot toot
Video 2 - Again, more good Senate work by Sir Galahad calling out Logan's Run and his dodgy figures. Gold! The business case is littered with more holes in it than are what are in Half-Inch's brain or Beakers 'Beyond Reason' Swiss cheese model. The expression on Half-Inch's face and the tone in his voice when Mr Dick Smith was mentioned was priceless. It was if he just ate a fresh turd wrapped up in barbed wire! Tsk tsk no ASA Xmas card for you this year Dick! I look forward to the senate regularly questioning ASA over those particular project figures in the coming years! Logan's Run was woeful, blundered his way through the folly and I would imagine strengthened the Senators and IOS's resolve that he is yet another piece of flotsam that should be put out to pasture. If his performance didn't catch the eye of Sir Flappy Hands Houston then I don't know what will. If Logan's Run keeps performing like that he may as well punch out now and buy his one way bus ticket! Toot toot Logan, the bus might be coming for you also. Toot toot.
Video 3 - I couldn't help but notice that Hoody started out a little scratchy at the beginning of the estimates but he picked up and performed well, even though the main spotlight wasn't on him. The fact that Senators X and Heff never usually tear his balls off, so to speak, realistically speaks volumes in itself. Out of all the Muppets, suckholes, egomaniacs and shit dribblers lined up in the front row Hoody would be the pick for CEO. However my source tells me that his preference for a 'brown wedding' knocks him out of the contest.
Hoody, no toot toot for you old son, you missed the Number 69 and the Bus Driver said he won't be coming back for you, yet. And it's good to see you looking a bit better after the surgery on your ticker mate.
My highlight though was Heff's little dig at the writer of the dipshit shit-o-gram! Good work Heff, loved it. Subtle but funny.
As P2 says, MTF!
Thanks for posting the Poohtube clips P2, good work. Just a couple of comments;
Video 1 - A little bit of scripted business in this clip, some general housekeeping comments and things started out nice and slowly like a bride on her honeymoon. Sir Galahad was very poised, slow and methodical. Pumpkin Head certainly looked uncomfortable and then made eye contact with Half-inch when 'search for a CEO' was mentioned. One gets the impression that the ASA Board was going to anoint Half-inch but have changed their tactic due to IOS and Senate scrutiny and the Board are now going to 'advertise' the position. Halfy old mate, you didn't really look "match fit"! Toot toot Jase, here comes the bus, don't slip as you jump on it! Toot toot
Video 2 - Again, more good Senate work by Sir Galahad calling out Logan's Run and his dodgy figures. Gold! The business case is littered with more holes in it than are what are in Half-Inch's brain or Beakers 'Beyond Reason' Swiss cheese model. The expression on Half-Inch's face and the tone in his voice when Mr Dick Smith was mentioned was priceless. It was if he just ate a fresh turd wrapped up in barbed wire! Tsk tsk no ASA Xmas card for you this year Dick! I look forward to the senate regularly questioning ASA over those particular project figures in the coming years! Logan's Run was woeful, blundered his way through the folly and I would imagine strengthened the Senators and IOS's resolve that he is yet another piece of flotsam that should be put out to pasture. If his performance didn't catch the eye of Sir Flappy Hands Houston then I don't know what will. If Logan's Run keeps performing like that he may as well punch out now and buy his one way bus ticket! Toot toot Logan, the bus might be coming for you also. Toot toot.
Video 3 - I couldn't help but notice that Hoody started out a little scratchy at the beginning of the estimates but he picked up and performed well, even though the main spotlight wasn't on him. The fact that Senators X and Heff never usually tear his balls off, so to speak, realistically speaks volumes in itself. Out of all the Muppets, suckholes, egomaniacs and shit dribblers lined up in the front row Hoody would be the pick for CEO. However my source tells me that his preference for a 'brown wedding' knocks him out of the contest.
Hoody, no toot toot for you old son, you missed the Number 69 and the Bus Driver said he won't be coming back for you, yet. And it's good to see you looking a bit better after the surgery on your ticker mate.
My highlight though was Heff's little dig at the writer of the dipshit shit-o-gram! Good work Heff, loved it. Subtle but funny.
As P2 says, MTF!