03-18-2016, 09:22 PM
The ASA spin doctor said;
“All travel is undertaken in accordance with Airservices travel policy, which is consistent with the Australian government’s International Travel Policy with respect to class of airfare, hotels and incidental expenses.”
That's ok 'secret service spin doctor', I know you're shy so I'm happy to fill in the blanks for you as follows;
Air travel: All executive trough dwellers travel business class to gay Paris (and other destinations).
Accomodation: All executive trough dwellers stay in 5 class accomodation.
Credit card: All executive trough dwellers take and use their corporate credit card and naturally have a field day racking up expensive 'business meeting dinners and luncheons'. Taxi's, limo's and other necessary expenses are also covered of course. (Except for perhaps Hoody's cost of hiring dungeons, buying toga outfits and mandatory penicillin injections!)
Daily allowance: All executive trough dwellers receive a few hundred dollars per day to cover any personal expenses incurred during their gay Paris 'working trip'.
Average cost: The average cost per trough dweller for one of these Ollie jollies overseas is around $20,000 per person on average for a 5-6 day trip. Oink oink!
No wonder when you take the above fiddles into account, executive salaries and bonuses, consulting jobs for mates, previous credit card fraud, questionable program spending and previous project budget blowouts you get to see the real picture as to why 'electric blue' is wary about putting up fees and charges too soon. There would be anarchy in the airline boardrooms and 'he who has a triple chin and achieved his life-long CEO dream' might find himself being 'thrown under the bus'.........
A follically challenged Harfwit;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssP21Cg3W-M
"Safe trough diving for all"
“All travel is undertaken in accordance with Airservices travel policy, which is consistent with the Australian government’s International Travel Policy with respect to class of airfare, hotels and incidental expenses.”
That's ok 'secret service spin doctor', I know you're shy so I'm happy to fill in the blanks for you as follows;
Air travel: All executive trough dwellers travel business class to gay Paris (and other destinations).
Accomodation: All executive trough dwellers stay in 5 class accomodation.
Credit card: All executive trough dwellers take and use their corporate credit card and naturally have a field day racking up expensive 'business meeting dinners and luncheons'. Taxi's, limo's and other necessary expenses are also covered of course. (Except for perhaps Hoody's cost of hiring dungeons, buying toga outfits and mandatory penicillin injections!)
Daily allowance: All executive trough dwellers receive a few hundred dollars per day to cover any personal expenses incurred during their gay Paris 'working trip'.
Average cost: The average cost per trough dweller for one of these Ollie jollies overseas is around $20,000 per person on average for a 5-6 day trip. Oink oink!
No wonder when you take the above fiddles into account, executive salaries and bonuses, consulting jobs for mates, previous credit card fraud, questionable program spending and previous project budget blowouts you get to see the real picture as to why 'electric blue' is wary about putting up fees and charges too soon. There would be anarchy in the airline boardrooms and 'he who has a triple chin and achieved his life-long CEO dream' might find himself being 'thrown under the bus'.........
A follically challenged Harfwit;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssP21Cg3W-M
"Safe trough diving for all"