09-01-2016, 10:56 PM
Of electric blue suits, snouts in the trough and wet lettuce leaves
Firstly, the ANAO report is indeed as P2 puts it - a slap with a wet lettuce leaf. Pathetic. Maybe it is in fact just the lubricant, and the full pineapple will be inserted during the aptly named 'ANAO ASA audit part 2 - The Search for Money'? But for the moment the report is lightweight and too 'nice'. Maybe they should've got some of CAsA's Nazi auditors to have done the audit instead?
But how about this little earner;
"Among the findings, it paid ICCPM consultants between $1500 and $5000 for an eight-hour day to advise on the OneSKY project".
FFS, $5k per day, serious? What, do the Consultants also perform open heart surgery and provide their reports written on 24 carat gold bars? Aagh well, tis only taxpayer money being pissed away. Hell, you can't compensate PFOS victims but you sure as fuck can handsomely compensate Consultant mates with fat pay checks!
As for the festering firey foam issue, the funny thing is that the Gobbledock outed ASA around 2 years ago on that shitty UP website, mentioning that ASA had an over $300m slush fund set aside to contend with PFOS issues. My oh my hasn't the past 12 months in particular really heated up on this issue? $300m won't be near enough to cover a litany of claims from airports to individuals with cancer, to polluted land, waterways, rivers and estuaries, ruined farmland, ruined airport land, and the list continues. No wonder that piece of trash Pumpkin Head is trying to change the rules of the game so the guv'mint can screw people out of legitimate compensation....effing parasites.
Dear Sir An(g)us,
You've certainly gone very quiet lately you spineless oxygen thief. Been busy putting glossy brochures together? Busy hiding and hoping all the smoke will blow over? Have you been busy formulating a plan on who to throw under the bus if the audit and PFOS issues hit the fan? Maybe you've been busy getting 'match fit' and ironing Electric Blue's suits?
TICK TOCK Prime Minister, Miniscule, Sir Anus, Electric Blue, ANAO...
Firstly, the ANAO report is indeed as P2 puts it - a slap with a wet lettuce leaf. Pathetic. Maybe it is in fact just the lubricant, and the full pineapple will be inserted during the aptly named 'ANAO ASA audit part 2 - The Search for Money'? But for the moment the report is lightweight and too 'nice'. Maybe they should've got some of CAsA's Nazi auditors to have done the audit instead?
But how about this little earner;
"Among the findings, it paid ICCPM consultants between $1500 and $5000 for an eight-hour day to advise on the OneSKY project".
FFS, $5k per day, serious? What, do the Consultants also perform open heart surgery and provide their reports written on 24 carat gold bars? Aagh well, tis only taxpayer money being pissed away. Hell, you can't compensate PFOS victims but you sure as fuck can handsomely compensate Consultant mates with fat pay checks!
As for the festering firey foam issue, the funny thing is that the Gobbledock outed ASA around 2 years ago on that shitty UP website, mentioning that ASA had an over $300m slush fund set aside to contend with PFOS issues. My oh my hasn't the past 12 months in particular really heated up on this issue? $300m won't be near enough to cover a litany of claims from airports to individuals with cancer, to polluted land, waterways, rivers and estuaries, ruined farmland, ruined airport land, and the list continues. No wonder that piece of trash Pumpkin Head is trying to change the rules of the game so the guv'mint can screw people out of legitimate compensation....effing parasites.
Dear Sir An(g)us,
You've certainly gone very quiet lately you spineless oxygen thief. Been busy putting glossy brochures together? Busy hiding and hoping all the smoke will blow over? Have you been busy formulating a plan on who to throw under the bus if the audit and PFOS issues hit the fan? Maybe you've been busy getting 'match fit' and ironing Electric Blue's suits?
TICK TOCK Prime Minister, Miniscule, Sir Anus, Electric Blue, ANAO...