[Earl Lank]

Errr...what's wrong with this picture?? - 

Noticed this Tweet, courtesy of the Duck-UP Fairies (AusGov Infrastructure
@AusGovInfra)



MTF...P2 

I'm going to apply for a grant to implement a great idea I have to improve road safety.   My idea - and please keep this confidential - is called "seat belts".   The concept is that these "seat belts" will constrain and reduce the scope for injuries to people in cars if the cars are involved in sudden impacts.

Studies have shown that the ubiquitous neck lanyards worn by public officials are ineffective to reduce injuries in car accidents, but are very effective in blinding the wearer to the 'big picture'.