[Kharon]

P2 BANNED.

There are limits to AP moderator patience, tolerance and forbearance.   We can, at a pinch, tolerate the fantasy world cartoon SITB produces with the childlike vision of the world; we even tolerate pictures of various undesirables; but we have had enough of smirking, well fed, bearded faces, and the posting of the Dolan picture with beard is the straw which did for P2.  

P2 banned for 10 seconds and off the Choc frog list for two minutes.   Bad P2,. Naughty.  I had not even had a slurp of first coffee and the first thing I see is the Dolan visage.  Wicked, bad boy.

There was also a call for additional penalty, for presenting false and misleading information; however Thorny and P7 pleaded for a counselling session and a published correction.  Beaker does not and never has had a crystal ball.  The world knows his Mum reads his tea leaves after morning tea in a special china cup.  It is also a fact that she has developed a new method of including the crumbs from the dunked biscuits.  One of these has been identified as ‘something metallic’, mysterious and hidden in water.  As that particular crumb is now close to the top of the fancy china cup; the time of discovery is approaching.

This theory is likely to be considered valid by certain MH 370 watchers, who have not, as yet, called in a clairvoyant to provide clues; which is surprising really, when you think about some of theories published.  

Toot toot…  …  …  …