[Kharon]

Willyleaks:

Our erstwhile GD has, once again, at great personal risk retrieved the latest recording from the miniscule office private line: click and play.

Dialling, ringing, pick up (background sounds of an electric beard trimmer flat chat) and a cautious “Hullo”.

Minister – “Beaker, we are hearing some disturbing whispers and rumours, seems the ATSB reputation is being questioned”.  “Now then, what is all the fuss about? you do realise I’ve had to cancel my manicure to chat with you”.

Beaker – “Yes minister, I realise that, but you have no need for concern”.  “Let me send you the results of a recent industry survey and you shall see that all is well”.  “Rest assured and Mike will confirm that the Senate was just on a political point scoring mission and the industry is filled with tendentious bloggers and trouble makers”.  “Just relax, I have it all under control and your back is well covered”

Minister – “Thank you so much; well carry on the good work, need anymore money resources?  We are all concerned about safety, as you know”.

Beaker – “We can always use more money resources in our quest to establish the Beyond all Reason model of excellence, thank you, I appreciate your continued support”.

Minister – “You are welcome, keep up the good work”.

Beaker – “Yes, will do; by the way your hair looked great today in that selfie you took, you must tell me your secret”.

We stopped the tape there in consideration of the more sensitive stomachs in the audience, it launches into a long discussion of various hair and beard products as advertised during MKR segments, of which both are great fans.

I, for one, "no longer have any confidence in the efficacy of the 'system' itself".

Boycott Beaker’s Bullshit.

Toot toot.... ..