[Gobbledock]

Sandy Sandy Sandy! Indeed, a comprehensive and robust list of "don't do's" that Big Brother for some reason is so concerned about when it comes to our welfare? Strange isn't it? However the Guv'mint left a couple of things off that list mate;

- Do not rort taxpayer funds
- Do not engage in corruption or       malfeasance
- Do not root your secretary during overseas 'study' trips,
- Do not get all of your family plum jobs on six figure salaries within Guv'mint
- Do not go and 'consult' for a corporate company that you 'favoured' whilst you were a Minsiter and now they are 'legally' paying you off because you have retired
- Do not lie
- Do not spin
- Do not obsfucate
- Do not backstab
- Do not conspire
- Do not break promises
- Do not admit liability or accountability
- Do not write laws that favour yourself above the rest of society
- Do not give yourself the highest superannuation, salaries, and perks in the land
- Do not pretend that you are honourable when really you are just a lowlife piece of shit
- Do not pork barrel
- Do not lobby
- Do not bully and be vengeful
- Do not accept generous gifts including money, jewellery, antiques, tickets, Realestate and handjobs
- Do not accept free vehicles and a driver
- Do not harbour sociopathic tendencies
- Do not accept overseas postings on $300,000 per year when in fact it is just a paid holiday reward for a few years for all of your years of raping the taxpayer trough and achieving SFA
- Do not do whatever you want whenever you want knowing that you will not be touched by the law........FOR STARTERS

Hugs and kisses
Gobbledock