07-31-2015, 09:36 PM
"Couple more quotes (courtesy of Guardian live blog) from the Truss presser yesterday afternoon, where strangely Beaker was again noticeable in his absence"
Unfortunately that media tart, the font of investigative excellence, the Doyen of the abacus and full time manscaper Beaker had his ugly beardless face all over Channel nine tonight, and so did that lisping crusty headed umbrella boy Truss. Beaker obviously sniffed out a camera and came out of hiding. It was nauseating, and it was certainly the biggest load of mi mi mi I have heard in awhile.
But I was perplexed. Beakers face and head were incredibly shiny, smooth and almost glowing. Is he a Nivea man? If so, why doesn't he share some skin maintenance tips with Farmboy who could do with some maintenance to his melon? I thought maybe Truss had been rubbing his scalp against Beakers beard while bobbing for goodies in the taxpayer tough, it looked that bad!
Unfortunately that media tart, the font of investigative excellence, the Doyen of the abacus and full time manscaper Beaker had his ugly beardless face all over Channel nine tonight, and so did that lisping crusty headed umbrella boy Truss. Beaker obviously sniffed out a camera and came out of hiding. It was nauseating, and it was certainly the biggest load of mi mi mi I have heard in awhile.
But I was perplexed. Beakers face and head were incredibly shiny, smooth and almost glowing. Is he a Nivea man? If so, why doesn't he share some skin maintenance tips with Farmboy who could do with some maintenance to his melon? I thought maybe Truss had been rubbing his scalp against Beakers beard while bobbing for goodies in the taxpayer tough, it looked that bad!