Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet.
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Not Bollocks P2 – it’s SMH.

Quote:SMH 1 – In response to the TSB review, the ATSB decided to reopen the investigation into the Pel Air accident

Pony Pooh - The Minister forced to investigation to be re-opened.  If the abominable Uriah Heep had his way, the report would be in the crapper, right beside the pilots career.

Quote:SMH 2 - "A completely new team was appointed to review the original investigation and associated report in light of any fresh evidence, relevant points from the TSB review and other recent aviation reviews.  

Bollocks – Sangston is as deep (up to his nuts) in the repeat performance.  Reports from “DIP” point to a highly subjective line being taken along with much care to avoid embarrassing anyone – except the crew and any Senator who can be clipped as collateral damage; except, DF&NX have the wood on them – they will have the right answers; Bloody Fairy tale.

Quote:SMH 3 - To give effect to a pre-election commitment, he undertook to appoint an additional Commissioner with aviation experience and to issue a new Statement of Expectations.

This would be the Invisible Manning; perfect candidate, speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil. No doubt they’ll help him remember their carefully prepared 'great white-wash' speech.  Always handy to have a spare tyre – even if you never use it.  A new talking head - hell, they could get GT in, for as lot less cash; now there's a saving.  WOFTAM and a disappointment.

Quote:SMH 4 - "This year, I have incorporated a table in our performance reporting which shows our longitudinal results over the past three years.

WTF does that UFB sentence mean.  Does it mean not to expect meaningfull results from Mildura, Moranbah, Sydney and Newcastle events within two years; not to mention those reports now aged over three.  MH 370 was separately funded; Folley is no great loss to the real investigators – so perhaps Heep could achieve a vertical line from his horizontal longitude and get the meagre amount of work he condescends to allow doing; to get done in a timely, professional manner.  Hang in there Joe, keep swinging.

Quote:SMH 5 – “[There] remains a substantial risk we will miss an important issue.

Only one – you bearded (sometimes) bloody buffoon (always); you have failed to mention nearly every significant finding in the last 20 odd reports; a short technical analysis followed by CASA dictated blame schedule.  Who over the age of three is going to believe this crap? 

Quote:SMH 6 – “Once again I would like to acknowledge the first class work of our investigators and other staff, and to thank them for their continued commitment to the ATSB.

I for one would love to publish the “staff” comments on "the way things are at ATSB".  We won’t; but, suffice to say if some of the comments made in the pub were ever heard at Senate level, the roof falling in would be the least of the abominable Beakers problems.

Uriah the Pariah.  Please Minuscule do something about this creature from the bureaucratic swamps, before someone gets hurt as a direct result of a failed investigation – another one.
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Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Peetwo - 04-28-2015, 09:30 PM
RE: Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Kharon - 04-29-2015, 06:49 AM
RE: Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Gobbledock - 04-29-2015, 10:06 AM
RE: Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Peetwo - 05-01-2015, 12:57 PM
Does Beaker suffer from‘Lateral harmonic wagon oscillation’ - by Gobbledock - 05-21-2015, 05:18 PM
RE: Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Peetwo - 05-21-2015, 07:43 PM
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RE: Simply Marvellous Horse-pooh - Beaker the media magnet. - by Peetwo - 05-26-2015, 06:09 PM
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