05-22-2015, 11:43 AM
Chief Commissioner for whiskers
So Beakers footstools like to read Auntypru daily? Well I've been researching Beakers likely mindset and his minions may want to know this; I think Beaker is conflicted, torn between sanity and insanity, caught between reason and beyond reason. The on again/of again facial manscape is the key to his personality, the inner muppet. At first I thought he was a pogonophile;
pogonophile
an admirer of beards; a student of beards.
See also: Beards
But then he started tinkering with the furry growth by growing/removing the facial mop on a tendentious basis. So I felt he could be more of a pogonophobic;
pogonophobia
an abnormal fear or dislike of beards.
See also: Beards
Either way, it would indicate that Herr Beaker is indecisive, conflicted, a money massaging creature caught somewhere between heaven and hell. Has he had a bad facial hair experience as a child, perhaps a bearded Aunty putting him to bed at night? Did he once date Conchita Wurst and he is holding on to the past? What about other Government departments, does he only deal with staff who sport beards? I don't know but I think there is much to scratch beneath Beakers skin, perhaps Heff or Nick can pry a little deeper into this career bureaucrat, tendentious beard wearer and nude conga champion??
"Safe pogonophiles for all"
So Beakers footstools like to read Auntypru daily? Well I've been researching Beakers likely mindset and his minions may want to know this; I think Beaker is conflicted, torn between sanity and insanity, caught between reason and beyond reason. The on again/of again facial manscape is the key to his personality, the inner muppet. At first I thought he was a pogonophile;
pogonophile
an admirer of beards; a student of beards.
See also: Beards
But then he started tinkering with the furry growth by growing/removing the facial mop on a tendentious basis. So I felt he could be more of a pogonophobic;
pogonophobia
an abnormal fear or dislike of beards.
See also: Beards
Either way, it would indicate that Herr Beaker is indecisive, conflicted, a money massaging creature caught somewhere between heaven and hell. Has he had a bad facial hair experience as a child, perhaps a bearded Aunty putting him to bed at night? Did he once date Conchita Wurst and he is holding on to the past? What about other Government departments, does he only deal with staff who sport beards? I don't know but I think there is much to scratch beneath Beakers skin, perhaps Heff or Nick can pry a little deeper into this career bureaucrat, tendentious beard wearer and nude conga champion??
"Safe pogonophiles for all"