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Senator Chandler calls out bias of AHRC on Women's rights..

Via Sen Chandler on social media:

The Australian Human Rights Commission (AHRC) says Australian women aren’t qualified to make submissions to its consultation on human rights.

Australian women who oppose male offenders in women’s prison or men in women’s sports are being blocked from submitting to the AHRC consultation on TGD Rights.

The AHRC says it only wants to hear from “subject-matter experts”. They’ve set up a protected platform for activists to call women bigots for standing up for single-sex sports and spaces.

Wednesday, 28 February 2024

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Via YouTube:

74,820 views Premiered Mar 1, 2024
Distractions | Pauline Hanson Please Explain

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Pauline Hanson's 'Please Explain' is back, and we are here to warn you about Albanese's mission to distract!

Labor wants you to forget about their broken promises, the rising cost of living, and our leaky borders, so they are ringing those Prime Ministerial wedding bells and cranking up the volume on some Taylor Swift tunes.

It's good to be back!

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Get access to behind-the-scenes content, special discounts, and, if you are one of the first to sign up for a yearly subscription, a special thank-you pack!

Whether it is one month or one year, your support keeps the series alive. It is why we are back for season three, and we can't thank you enough.

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Simply Marvelous Horse-pooh!  

As a footnote to this post off the 'Australia, ATSB and MH370' thread...

MH370 10 years on: Beaker the discredited village idiot??

...let me rehash the infamous Aunty Pru BLOG post 'Simply Marvelous Horse-pooh'... :

SMH

SMH: The 57-year-old is helping solve what remains the greatest aviation mystery of all time: the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

This, all without any technical qualification (NFI in industry parlance). Doesn’t it therefore qualify (technically) as a ‘porky’? – in light of the Senate report of the Pel Air inquiry. I believe, some of the words used in Hansard transcript were: unreliable, disingenuous and untenable. Although industry further accords the “beyond all reason” approach as being directly attributable to “the team leader”. Yet our beloved Bea-cur can sit there; stuffing his now shaved face with spaghetti, intimating (in public) that ‘he’ (probably only he alone) will solve the MH 370 riddle: industry is overwhelmed andsimply says “it’s beyond all reason”.

SMH :As head of the Australian Transport Safety Bureau, he is leading the search for the jet, concentrated deep in the southern Indian Ocean off the coast of Perth.

This ‘leading’ is done mind you, without any technical qualification (NFI in industry parlance). Doesn’t it therefore qualify (technically) as a ‘porky’? – in light of the Senate report into the Pel Air inquiry. I believe some of the words used in Hansard were: unreliable, disingenuous and untenable, industrysimply says “it’s beyond all reason”.

SMH : “Sometimes I’m tempted to say ‘oh yes, we’ve found it we’re just not telling you’,” he says. He quickly clarifies that he’s joking.

They do say his water cooler nickname is “laughing boy”. Oh yes, the famous Dolan sense of humour at work, a pawky wit and a fine sense of the ridiculous”; dry as sticks. Industry simply says “it’s beyond all reason”.

Oh if the gods the power would give us, to see ourselves as others see us”.

SMH : Since the disappearance, conspiracy theorists have been busy trying to solve the mystery themselves

I wonder why they (all 19,513,305 looking at the humble PPRuNe) would bother; when we have Martin, he of beyond all reason, showing the way. Industry simply says “it’s beyond all reason”. No, it’s all good with Guru Beacur leading the way and guiding a happy, clappy crew of expert accident investigators to Nirvana….Mind you, it’s not that they’ll do very many, what with the cost of essential ‘admin’ to juggle and all.

SMH : It’s because you’ve got this big mystery and everyone wants to know the answer and everyone wants to help. It’s unhelpful, for the sake of the families more than anything else, in the sense that it has the potential to undermine confidence in what we are doing,” he says.

Well, that’s fair. What with Martin, being such a bloody Whizz bang, highly qualified investigator – it’s just an insult to a fine, instigative mind to have these tendentious bloggers ‘assisting’. ‘Amateur’ experts; are, like Annexe 13, surplus to requirements; and with such a gifted, qualified investigator at the helm, tendentious ‘bloggers’ – and all associated riff raff need not apply.

SMH – The Boeing 777 vanished with 239 people on board en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing in March. There has been no sign of it since.

Finally – truth and reality in one small; but, oh so sweet paragraph. Bravo.

SMH : He opts for the spaghetti alla carbonara and I choose the tortellini di zucca.

And you managed to keep it down?. Oh, well done that leading light of journalistic clap trap.

SMH: Commitment to the public service has been a consistent feature of his life.

“True dat” edit …Commitment to the public service, and only the public service has been a consistent feature of his life.

SMH – The position marked the start of 35 years in the Commonwealth public service, in which he has added various corporate management roles, including chief executive of Comcare and Chief Finance Officer in the Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry.

Which, of course is why he is so well equipped to lead a crack team of clerical staff to assist; this, despite the 200 year deficiency in ‘accident’ investigations skills; no matter. Bea-cur will come through with swimming colours, once again. Just as he did in the Pel Air inquiry – covered in glory, the praises of the Senate ringing in his heroic ears and the total, complete and utter support of the aviation industry which, by the by, cannot say enough good things about this doyen of safety, this pillar of the beyond all ducking reason model for accident investigation.

Aye. No doubt the MH 370 families will sleep much better now, knowing that Beacur can manage ‘spaghetti”; the fish balls were (of course) – imported from Norfolk Island, in commemoration of the outstanding efforts, made on behalf of air safety.

SMH : “I had a moment of revelation in front of a high school English class in Coffs Harbour as I did practice teaching. I looked at them, they looked at me and we realised this was never going to work,” Dolan says.

What a Déjà vu moment, as history repeats; like a bad prawn. The music? – Oh, that’s ‘Believe it, if you like’: played by the public service string quartet (conducted by?) yes; you guessed it – Our hero.

Sorry boys and girls; I have to stop here, can’t type more, for the tears. Whether they be of laughter (only slightly hysterical); or, of sorrow (for those lost at sea) is uncertain. But, such is life; and, I may add, life is such. I believe I could go on, to the end of the SMH offering, but reality calls and tempus fugit (not to mention tempers).

Dinner Minnie and get that bloody cat off my chair.

How do you spell genius? – Ayup, Guinness is correct. Where’s my Choc frog…?…

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Addendum – ‘Ode to Dolan err…me..me..me..Beaker’

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PHON PLEASE EXPLAIN - DIE! 

Via YouTube:

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Next courtesy of Betsy, via LinkedIn...

Jim Betts
• 3rd+
Secretary of the Department of Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development, Communications and the Arts
5mo •

You have been warned.

Critique of Jim Betts and the Issues of Virtue Signaling

(See - HERE - for the comments that followed, mostly from within the Can'tberra BUBBLE)

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Betsy disrespecting the Senate??

Next courtesy of Betsy, via LinkedIn...

Jim Betts
• 3rd+
Secretary of the Department of Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development, Communications and the Arts
5mo •

You have been warned.

Critique of Jim Betts and the Issues of Virtue Signaling

(See - HERE - for the comments that followed, mostly from within the Can'tberra BUBBLE)

And at last Senate Estimates:

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Champagne Socialists | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

56,320 views Premiered Mar 22, 2024
Champagne Socialists | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

On this week's 'Please Explain', the politics of the left goes into survival mode. Stranded on a desert island, how will the socialist policies of Labor and the Greens fare when there are no artisan cafes in sight?

You'll just have to tune in to this week's episode to find out.

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The Albanese Government | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

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Wazza Brown classic - 



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April Fool - Courtesy of MakeItHappenCaptain, via the UP...

Latest Amendment to CAA

FOR IMMEDIATE DISSEMINATION TO ALL
Civil Aviation Act 2015
Amendment 1 April 2024
Tabling of Directions or notices of the Minister

69:123, (1) No pilot, or pilots or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots, may try, or attempt to try, or make, or attempt to make, or attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part, of the herein mentioned Civil Aviation Act.2015, Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or Civil Aviation Orders, except as authorised by the Minister or a person authorised by or inspected by the Minister.

(2) If the pilot or group of associated pilots becomes aware or realises, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he, or she, or they, are, or have been beginning to understand the Civil Aviation Act 2015. Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or Civil Aviation Orders, They must immediately, within three (3) days, notify the Minister in Writing.

(3) Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Minister will immediately re-write the Civil Aviation Act 2015, The Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or the Civil Aviation Orders in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

(4)The Minister may at his or her opinion, require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in the Civil Aviation Act 2015. The Civil Aviation Regulations, Civil Aviation Safety Regulations, or the Civil Aviation Orders until such time that the pilot or pilots, are too confused to be capable of understanding anything.

Plus this week's PHON 'Please Explain' cartoon...

Digital ID | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

Get ready for the Albanese Government to begin the hard sell of their new government-controlled digital ID system.

Prepare for another round of "safe, voluntary, and effective" as they attempt to harvest your biometric information for their databases.

And if you, like many sensible Aussies, want nothing to do with this Digital ID disaster, then brace yourself. This "voluntary" system will turn out to be anything but. Give it time, and you will see.

So, support the series now before Albanese starts using his Digital ID system to track your online purchase history and lower your social credit score!

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Carbon Capture Storage in the GAB | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

24,540 views  Premiered 10 hours ago
Carbon Capture Storage in the GAB | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

Anthony Albanese's obsession with Labor's net-zero climate targets means he's willing to do anything to meet them, no matter the risk.

He's even prepared to risk the future of the Great Artesian Basin by turning it into a dumping ground for power station waste emissions.

How will he do this? Why would anyone do this? What kind of moron would even consider this? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

Support Please Explain by visiting the One Nation shop: https://pleaseexplain.org.au/product-category/alcohol/

If you are interested in making a submission to the inquiry One Nation initiated into this, you can find the details here:https://www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Bus...lencoreCCS

Plus: From a chip off the Old Block - Johnnes Leak...  



Hmm...Wong just Wrong!! (AP view is she always has been:  Estimates, Senator Carr motion & more Wong QON  &  Sterling Sterlo vs WOFTAM Wong. &  Update: Estimates & Sinodinos witch hunt inquiry.

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Net-Zero-Bot | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

28,792 views Premiered 12 hours ago
Net-Zero-bot | Pauline Hanson's Please Explain

Anthony Albanese, Adam Bandt and Chris Bowen are on a net-zero mission to send Australia broke and they don't care how much taxpayer money they need to burn to make it happen.

Help keep new episodes comming by visiting the Please Explain shop: https://pleaseexplain.org.au/product-category/alcohol/

Next Megyn Kelly taking the piss on Lefty MSM coverage of Trump trial...

Finally, chip off the old block Johannes Leak:



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