02-24-2016, 01:01 PM
A pondering Beaker?
A reflective Beaker;
"Yet Dolan says he’s consumed by MH370. He speaks mostly in a soft, low tone, pausing often as he chooses his words. At a table in his office, he refers to a map of the search zone in front of him as he outlines the analysis of the plane’s final moments"
He mi mi mi's slowly because that is what happens when you are the product of a scientific experiment gone wrong! As for choosing his mi mi mi's carefully, that's because anything he says could impact on his beloved Minsicules career, hence the 'softly slowly approach', the head wobbles and the occasional masturbation of the beard. And oh yes, 'that table' where he has famously posed (beard on and beard off) for many photos, especially the almost portrait like one of him smiling behind the giant glass of water! Yes, very Beaker'esq and almost a Brett Whitely.
Not being able to solve the MH370 mystery from behind his robust desk (or balance his budget) will probably be one of the Super Sleuths greatest regrets as he mi mi mi's out the door into retirement. I'm sure we will read about it in his biography. Dougy the lapdog might write it, or perhaps we will read about his career from off the back of a public shitter door somewhere.
Ho hum, the real world continues outside of the troposphere that these Can'tberra bureaucrats live in. Does the IOS give a flying handful of pony pooh about what the bearded buffoon thinks? Nope. It's just another news article for me to wipe my ass with.
Beaker, please piss off, soon, there's a good bureaucrat. Nobody listens to your horse shit...
A reflective Beaker;
"Yet Dolan says he’s consumed by MH370. He speaks mostly in a soft, low tone, pausing often as he chooses his words. At a table in his office, he refers to a map of the search zone in front of him as he outlines the analysis of the plane’s final moments"
He mi mi mi's slowly because that is what happens when you are the product of a scientific experiment gone wrong! As for choosing his mi mi mi's carefully, that's because anything he says could impact on his beloved Minsicules career, hence the 'softly slowly approach', the head wobbles and the occasional masturbation of the beard. And oh yes, 'that table' where he has famously posed (beard on and beard off) for many photos, especially the almost portrait like one of him smiling behind the giant glass of water! Yes, very Beaker'esq and almost a Brett Whitely.
Not being able to solve the MH370 mystery from behind his robust desk (or balance his budget) will probably be one of the Super Sleuths greatest regrets as he mi mi mi's out the door into retirement. I'm sure we will read about it in his biography. Dougy the lapdog might write it, or perhaps we will read about his career from off the back of a public shitter door somewhere.
Ho hum, the real world continues outside of the troposphere that these Can'tberra bureaucrats live in. Does the IOS give a flying handful of pony pooh about what the bearded buffoon thinks? Nope. It's just another news article for me to wipe my ass with.
Beaker, please piss off, soon, there's a good bureaucrat. Nobody listens to your horse shit...